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HELLO ALL, AND WELCOME TO CPU KERFUFFLE! I, CAPTAIN QUADRATIC, HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO FILL OUT THIS TOURNAMENT'S ENTRANTS! IT IS USUALLY THE DUTY OF THOSE UNDER SUPERVISION OF IGGY KOOPA, HOWEVER HE IS NO LONGER IN CONTROL OF THIS TOURNAMENT! INSTEAD THAT HONOR BELONGS TO MY BEAUTIFUL BABE WHO I LOVE MORE THAN I LOVE BREATHING! THE STUNNING, BEAUTIFUL, SMART, INCREDIBLE, BEAUTIFUL (AGAIN), SEXY, AMAZING, INDESCRIBABLE, ADORABLE, POWERFUL, BEAUTIFUL (AGAIN) DOCTOR ORDER!


DESPITE LAST TOURNAMENT USING SPIRITS DOCTOR ORDER MENTIONED WE WONT BE NEEDING THEM THIS TIME SINCE SHE GOT ALL THE TESTING SHE NEEDED! NOW WE ARE GOING TO PLAY WITH A CREATION OF HERS THAT ALLOW THE DISTORTION OF TIME! THAT IS SO AWESOME! SHE HAS MORE BRAIN CELLS THAN THE VASTEST OF DESERTS HAVE GRAINS OF SAND AND EACH ONE IS USED FOR HOW TO BE MORE BEAUTIFUL AND AWESOME! SHE MENTIONED WE'RE DOING IT TO "REALLY GET SOMETHINGS ATTENTION"! I THINK THATS ABSURD! YOU HAVE TO BE A FRIGGITY FOOL TO NOT BE PAYING ATTENTION TO THE STUNNING DOCTOR ORDER!


THERE IS A WEBSITE WHICH CONTAINS INFORMATION REGARDING THE CHARACTERS IN THIS TOURNAMENT SERIES IF YOU WISH TO LEARN MORE: https://cpuk.fandom.com/wiki/Doctor_Order


HERE ARE YOUR CONTESTANTS:

TEAM CHONK: SEACHU (AQUA-THEMED PICHU. THIS TEAM PLACEMENT SEEMS STRANGE BUT DOCTOR ORDER LIKED HIS PASSION WHICH IS QUITE STRANGE! ALLEGEDLY HE WANTED TO JOIN TEAM CHONK BECAUSE HE SAW THEY KEPT WINNING AND WANTED TEAM AQUA TO BE REPRESENTED ON A WINNING TEAM! NO ONE IN CHONK HAD THE HEART TO TELL THE CUTE LITTLE GUY NO! HOWEVER DOCTOR ORDER WOULD HAVE THE MORAL BACKBONE AND STEEL WILL TO TELL SEACHU NO! AND ALSO TO TELL SEACHU THE HARD TRUTHS ABOUT THE WORLD LIKE HOW TEAM AQUAS PLAN WAS NOT A VERY GOOD ONE! SHE HAS THE INCREDIBLE CONSTITUTION TO REMAIN COMPLETELY STRAIGHT FACED AS SHE SHATTERS THE SMALL RATS DREAMS AND IT CRIES IN FRONT OF HER FOR APPROXIMATELY 1.43 HOURS! I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!)


TEAM CLUTCH: GOOGLE (GREEN ROY. THIS IS AN EARLY CREATION OF DOCTOR ORDER. A CLONE THE GREEN CHROM KNOWN AS BING! HOWEVER, SHE CLEARLY CREATED HIM AS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU MADE A PERSON WITHOUT A BRAIN OR WITH SOME KIND OF NEGATIVE BRAIN THAT CAN ONLY MAKE BAD DECISIONS, BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY SOMEHOW DEFECTED FROM DOCTOR ORDER (I KNOW, RIGHT???? LIKE WHAT?????) SINCE THEN, DOCTOR ORDER HAS BEEN KEEPING A CLOSE EYE ON HIM DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE IS A LOSER THAT NO ONE LIKES (MOSTLY BECAUSE WHENEVER HE MEETS SOMEONE THEY SAY "HEY HOW ARE YOU" AND HE SAYS "IM DOING ALRIGHT HOW ARE YOU?" AND THEN THEY SAY "WAIT YOU DEFECTED FROM DOCTOR ORDER EVEN THOUGH SHE IS SMART AND SEXY AND AWESOME AND FUNNY CRINGE" AND THEN THEY THREE STOCK HIM))


TEAM CASH MONEY: GEICO GECKO (GREEN RIDLEY. I WAS NOT SURE WHY DOCTOR ORDER (WHO IS SEXY AND SMART) INVITED A LARGE GECKO, HOWEVER UPON LEARNING THAT HER INSURANCE RATES HAVE SKYROCKETED EVER SINCE THE BUS SHE OWNS WAS USED IN GLADITORIAL COMBAT, THE CHOICE MADE SENSE! WHAT A BRILLIANT WOMAN! I WONDER IF SHE'S FREE THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT (NOTE: SHE IS NOT BECAUSE SHE IS DATING ME AND NOT YOU!!!!!!)


TEAM CONES: CHARTREUSE (TEAL PYRA/MYTHRA. HOLD ON A MOMENT! THIS NAME WAS NOT ORIGINALLY ON THE LIST! I DO NOT KNOW WHO THIS CHARTREUSE PERSON IS BUT IT WOULD APPEAR THAT SHE HAS FOUND A WAY TO JOIN THE TOURNAMENT. I ASKED MY BELOVED DOCTOR ORDER ABOUT THIS AND SHE IS CLUELESS TO HER IDENTITY AS I AM, ALTHOUGH SHE SEEMED EXCITED WHEN I MENTIONED IT AND INSISTED SHE STAY IN THE TOURNAMENT! WEIRD!)


TEAM CALIBUR: GAMECUBE CONTROLLER (PURPLE ROSALINA. RECON RILEY HAS BEEN AROUND RECENTLY AND MENTIONED A NEW FIGHTER THAT HAS APPEARED ACROSS UNIVERSES WHO HAS THE SHEER POWER OF FORTUNE AND SURVIVABILITY KNOWN AS "GAMECUBE CONTROLLER"! MANIFESTING AS A STARMIE ELSEWHERE, GAMECUBE CONTROLLER WILL ATTEMPT TO BRING NOTHING BUT VICTORY THROUGH ITS SHEER POWER ALONE! ALSO WHEN RECON RILEY CAME BACK, THEY MENTIONED THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE GOING ON IN THAT WORLD! THEY SAID "OH YEAH AND WATCH OUT! THERE IS SOMETHING GOING ON WITH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF" WHEN I ASKED THEM IF THEY WERE ALRIGHT, THEY SIMPLY ASKED WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE! RECON RILEY CAN BE QUITE THE JOKESTER SOMETIMES!!!)


TEAM CRAKEN: FOLK (BLACK WOLF. THIS IS A MEMBER OF THE PIRATE GROUP KNOWN AS THE RED KRAKEN, WHICH ARE ALL NAMED AFTER TYPES OF DANCES! I BELIEVE DOCTOR ORDER WOULD MAKE A GOOD CAPTAIN OF THAT CREW DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY "ALREADY HAVE A CAPTAIN WHO ON EARTH ALLOWED YOU ENTRY ONTO OUR SHIP PLEASE VACATE OR ELSE I WILL HAVE TO SUBDUE YOU!" AND THEN SHE PULLED OUT THE SLEEPING GAS! THEIR LOSS! ALTHOUGH I CANNOT THINK OF A DANCE THAT COULD PROPERLY DESCRIBE THE MAJESTY OF DOCTOR ORDER!)


TEAM CHARM: YOUR NEIGHBORS LITTLE DOG (TEAL ISABELLE. SHE ALSO GOES BY THE NAME "THERAPUPPY". I HAD HEARD THAT SHE HAD BECOME A FAN FAVORITE AND DOCTOR ORDER INSISTED THAT THERAPUPPY BE INVITED TO THIS TOURNAMENT FOR SOME REASON. THERAPUPPY MET WITH ME ONCE AND TOLD ME SOME NONSENSE ABOUT A "TOXIC RELATIONSHIP" WHICH MADE NO SENSE SO I BELIEVE THAT SHE IS A QUACK DOCTOR AND HER LICENSE SHOULD BE REVOKED!)


TEAM CROSS: SEPHIROTH (SEPHIROTH. DOCTOR ORDER WANTED TO BRING HIM IN FOR SOME REASON EVEN THOUGH HE SEEMS LIKE A BAD DUDE BUT THATS OKAY I KNOW SHE IS LOYAL AND WOULD NOT CHEAT ON ME WITH HIM)


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