The A (attack) button must be unbinded. This means that there are no normals -- no jabs, dash attacks, tilts, or aerials. You can only use strong attacks, specials, or jump. Taunting is allowed and encouraged.

Because this is a meme tournament, all matches are Bo1 until Winner/Loser/Grand finals

Prizes: 

First place gets $20 and pride

Second place gets tears